GOD TIER FRUIT [berry good]
There is only one team in the god tier and it is my team. I can explain to you the three lost games real quick. Week 1: We didn’t even know each other. Literally irrelevant. Week 5: We drafted something we don’t even play b/c we were bored. Week 6: I wasn’t there for either game. We’re going to 2–0 Atifex this week and secure our spot as the 1st seed in the playoffs. EZGLAP.
HIGH TIER FRUIT [nice]
This is the team that I think has the best chance at second place. Rock is a good player and he knew some of his teammates before the season even started (ez chemistry). If I remember correctly I drafted Rock for the mini tournament which we won. Also, if I remember correctly they don’t have set positions which is super annoying to draft and do research against.
EP is a pretty okay team, just need to ban Luna and some of SADBOYS picks and it’s not even going to be close. This team hero pool is pretty small outside of SADBOYS and I literally didn’t even bother doing research against them. We dropped a game against them because I let my team draft. Whoops. Yolk is never drafting again, and he’s definitely never getting techies again, god damn baboon.
LOW TIER FRUIT [yuck]
Drafting against Nik is kinda annoying but I think that as long as he makes some drafting blunders like letting techies through last time we will be fine. Even if his drafting is on point in the playoffs it really shouldn’t be much of a problem.
Redlegoguy should maybe stick to the blogs. He talks a lot of smack about beating us week one in blogs but what he is forgetting is that it was WEEK ONE. Nobody even pays attention, our Discord server wasn’t even setup week one. I didn’t even know yolksoup was a girl week one.
SHIT TIER FRUIT
I actually don’t know a whole lot about this team and I’m going to keep my mouth shut about some things I think they could improve upon because we’re playing them this week, but I have played with Atifex recently and he is a perfectly okay carry. I have heard some good things about Freeze, and as long as my team bans Visage against this team I think we will have a nice 2–0 on Sunday.
SUBHUMAN TIER FRUIT [this is the stuff greg enjoys eating]
Oh how the mighty have fallen. Do you guys member when it was Elusive vs. Kyrix team a few weeks ago and everyone was predicting an Elusive win? I member, I member real good. What happened? Did Elusive stop taking performance enhancing drugs? Did the teams supply of Concerta run dry? This is my dark horse for the season, if we run into them in playoffs I’m going to make sure my team does not underestimate them. They showed us what they could do in the first few weeks, but much like Nikyhuga (idk how to spell his name, maybe he should pick an easier name to spell smh) last season- have been plagued by an end of season slump.
Paz is a very good player and they have some serious potential if the other people on the team can support him. Like you guys need to stack camps and pull and just run a 5 protect 1 strategy tbh. Pick Antimage or something idk. Just give him space and let the man farm, he can probably drag the wagon into at least the second round of playoffs by himself given an ounce of support.
I hope this team wins because it’s the only other team Discord that I am in and I really like them and hope that they can improve to the point of making playoffs. That said, I’m not terribly hopeful. Their daddy [xshal] had to make a mid season departure so that he could help solve world hunger in africa or something idk (way to stay committed to your team). I really hope that we can play these guys in week 1 of the playoffs.
I don’t really talk to any of these people or play with any of them so it’s kind of hard for me to predict their performance. If the past is any indication of the future I think they will have a very hard time making playoffs this week. Prove me wrong.
ACTUAL SHIT
You had so much promise, so much fucking promise.
You had literally no promise.
Predictions
HomeAwayEntertainment Professionals (Minu)1–1 Crystal Maiden Rule 34
(Kill Securer)Jerry Seinfelds of Dota (Kyrix) 2–0 > We Need Wards (Atifex)
Five Guys Feeders And Dives (Elusive™) 0–2 8 Meepos in a Trench Coat
(JT)Two Girls, One Supp (Krugerrand) 0– 2 Bork Boyes (Rock)
swell cobra (A Strippers Lasagna) 0–2 Steamed Hams (Crypt1c)